06
Oct

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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06
Oct
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06
Oct

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

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06
Oct

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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06
Oct

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD

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06
Oct

kokeka-ki:

洗脳とか記憶操作とか何かかんかあって、あれでそれで シュレ様側に入って悪役達と一緒に任務こなしてくニックレオ。

Nick Leo storage operation and brainwashing is carried out, and keep on top of the mission, together with the villain who becomes the companion of the shredder.

何年かして記憶取り戻して

虎さんにオレをここから逃がすの手伝え。って脅してるとこまで妄想した。

Leo regained memory in some years .

And be able to help you to escape from here, was threatened tiger claw

I like to fantasize.

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06
Oct
  • Gavin: [breathes]
  • Michael: gavin no
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06
Oct

puna-nezuki:

しっぽにリボンな子亀

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06
Oct

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

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06
Oct

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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06
Oct

harrystylesexposed:

"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you

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06
Oct

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

The people in the “Republicans are people too” ads are actually stock photos.

Republicans are black. Republicans have tattoos. Republicans drive Priuses. 

This is the message of the recent “Republicans are people too” ad campaign: Republicans are not just the angry old white guys you see on TV. The ad shows various examples of supposedly non-stereotypical Republicans doing thing like recycling and “having tattoos and beards.” One problem: All of those examples turned out to be people from stock photos.

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dead ass on the floor dying right now

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06
Oct
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06
Oct

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

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01
Oct

the-goddamazon:

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

"SHOUTING AND FIREBENDING"

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